After weeks of reflection I’ve come to the realization my temporary disinterest in crime wasn’t entirely sparked by a desire to shield victims’ families.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, and I can no longer deny the source of my suffering:
this presidential election has made me certifiably insane.
It’s difficult for me to think about anything besides politics—every pore of my body exudes rage,
and if I’ve said something unkind to you or yours in the comments I humbly apologize.

As a personal anger exorcism I’ve written my very first hot take.
I hope I’m understanding the concept of a “hot take” correctly, but if I’m not rest assured—some kind soul will undoubtedly point out my shortcomings (with alacrity and great detail) in the comment section.

Danielle Van Dam, murdered in 2002

Danielle Van Dam, murdered in 2002

Do you wanna die?
—–
Possum Kingdom, Toadies (1996)

Everything old is new again, especially in fashion—and the most recent corpse exhumed from the prêt-à-porter grave is Grunge.
The recycling of ‘90s attire is a welcome trend (for those of us who kept our Doc Martens, anyway),
but the resurgence of one popular Grunge-era accessory needs to be nipped in the bud:
cheap, plastic faux-tattoo chokers.
In days of yore my friends and I called them murder necklaces.

Hannah Williams, murdered in 2001

Hannah Williams, murdered in 2001

[Sample usage:

“I’m not going out with you tonight unless you take off that murder necklace—I don’t want to get caught in the crossfire.”

“That street vendor is selling murder necklaces—he should throw in a body bag for free.”

“Wow, check out that girl in the murder necklace—do you think she knows she’ll never make it home alive?”]

Ashley Pond, murdered in 2002

Ashley Pond, murdered in 2002

There was a ten-year stretch from 1995-2005 when it seemed like every young (and some not-so-young) female victim sported a ubiquitous choker of death;
has society learned nothing from that decade of carnage?
When I saw Adriana Coronado’s missing poster earlier this year I knew the search would end in tears long before her body was found.

Adriana Coronado, murdered in 2016

Adriana Coronado, murdered in 2016

Take heed, potential fashion victims—ignore the moral of this blog post at your peril.
Rock the clodhopper shoes, don the overalls, sport the acid denim if you dare—but stay away from murder necklaces.
And not just because they’re ugly—although they are—but because wearing a faux noose around your neck is a homicidal trigger for maniacs.
You’d have a better survival rate sewing yourself into a plaid flannel shroud and hitchiking to Lollapalooza in a stranger’s panel van.

Haley Brooke Hallman, reported missing in 2016 (she later turned up alive---even Ted Bundy had one victim who got away)

Haley Brooke Hallman, reported missing in 2016 (she later turned up alive—even Ted Bundy had one victim who got away)

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A recent New Yorker  article lambasting crime bloggers as glory-seeking ghouls has given me a crisis of conscience. I need a sabbatical, but I’ve decided to share my research on the Woodley murders before I unplug; there’s virtually nothing about the crime online, and perhaps a little publicity will spark a memory or goose a guilty conscience.

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DATE: September 26th, 1991

VICTIMS:

• Barry Carlton Woodley, age 45, project engineer at Bechtel Corporation

• his sons Gregory John Woodley, age 23, stockbroker and recent Texas A&M graduate

• Jeremy Joel Woodley, age 15, sophomore at Cy-Fair High School and competitive swimmer

LOCATION: Cypress Texas, an upper-middle class Houston suburb

A NOTE ON SOURCES: In addition to newspaper articles in the Houston Chronicle, Dallas Morning News  and Victoria Advocate  there is a single chapter about the crime in A Door in the Ocean, a memoir authored by Jeremy Woodley’s swim teammate David McGlynn. The chapter—available in full here—also appeared in two other publications, an issue of Creative Nonfiction and True Crime: Real-Life Stories of Abduction, Addiction, Obsession, Murder, Grave-Robbing and More

BACKGROUND: Barry Woodley and his wife Lynne had been happily married for 27 years. In addition to sons Greg and Jeremy the Woodley family included two daughters, Annmarie, age 25 and Rebekka, age 14. They were a religious, law-abiding family with no known criminal involvement or discernible risk factors.

POSSIBLE PRECIPITATING EVENT: Lynne Woodley had placed a Houston Chronicle classified ad earlier that week offering a piano for sale for $2,250. The day before the crime a potential buyer—identifying himself as Shelby from Pasadena, age 16—visited the home. It’s unclear which members of the Woodley family met the potential buyer during this visit, and no physical description of Shelby or composite drawing has ever appeared in the media.

CRIME TIMELINE:

6:45pm Shelby telephones; he says he has decided to purchase the piano and will stop by later that evening to complete the transaction

7:45pm Lynne Woodley leaves home to fetch her daughter Rebekka from swim practice

8:00pm A neighbor spots Barry Woodley outside working on his lawn sprinkler

8:20pm Jeremy and his swim teammate David McGlynn conclude a banal phone conversation; nothing at chez Woodley seems amiss

8:25-8:30pm The window of opportunity for the assailant(s)’s arrival; detectives believe the crime took approximately 10 minutes to complete

8:40pm Lynne Woodley drops off a carpooler on her way home from swim practice

8:45 Lynne Woodley arrives home to find her husband and sons murdered; she runs screaming into the street

CRIME SCENE DETAILS:

• All three victims have been lined up on cushions on the living room floor and shot repeatedly in the head; articles imply (but do not definitively state) the cushions were stripped from the Woodley sofa

• Jeremy and Greg Woodley have been tethered together at the ankles by a nylon strap; the origin of the strap has never been disclosed

• Nothing is missing from the home—not even the piano—and the residence has not been ransacked

• A note is found at the scene with the date written in Barry Woodley’s handwriting; detectives believe he was preparing a bill of sale for the piano when the assailant(s) attacked

• No one in the neighborhood heard gunshots, but two men in a white sedan were spotted in the area around the time of the crime; these men have never been identified and their connection, if any, to the crime is unknown

• The existence of forensic evidence—including fingerprints, fibers and DNA—has never been publicized

• Since no spent shells were ejected investigators believe the weapon utilized was likely a revolver

• Shelby has never been identified

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“It looks like they were killed one, two, three, just like that. It looks like a professional hit. There was no forced entry into the home. There was no sign at all of any ransacking and there are no indications that anything is missing.” Harris County Sheriff’s Sergeant Skip Oliver, Victoria Advocate, September 28th, 1991
 

AUTOPSY FINDINGS:

• None of the victims exhibited defensive wounds

• All three Woodleys were shot with .22 caliber bullets, but law enforcement has not revealed whether they were slain with a single gun or multiple weapons

• All three were shot in the back of the head execution-style

• The victims were overkilled: Barry was shot six times, Greg three times, and Jeremy four times

• According to David McGlynn’s book blood spatter analysis revealed Greg had been shot first, then Jeremy, then Barry

 

“None of them had any enemies. Everybody loved them.” Gregory Woodley’s fiancée Nathalie Monceau, Houston Chronicle, September 29th, 1991

The Woodley home today

The Woodley home today

GEOGRAPHICALLY SIMILAR CRIME:

Cypress is virtually crime-free, but the Woodley slayings aren’t the community’s only unsolved family murder: four members of the Sun family were found similarly slain—shot in the head execution-style—on January 30th, 2014. It’s extremely unlikely the crimes are linked—recent immigrants tend to be targeted by fellow members of the immigrant community—but I found the coincidence unusual.

In 1981 the population of Richland, Georgia was 2,000 souls . . . and at least one maniac.

WIREHANGERSTANYANIXTanya Noelle Nix was the first to go missing.

On June 18th she scooted off for a quick moped ride after leaving church.
Approximately an hour later, perturbed by her failure to return,
Tanya’s family set off in search of her;
they located her motorbike a mile away,
abandoned on a country road—the gas tank was empty. Tanya, age 14, was nowhere to be found.

Although Tanya’s family immediately contacted authorities
the Richland Police Department declined to investigate—as was standard at the time,
officers assured Tanya’s loved ones she’d run away.
The Nix family knew something dire had transpired—Tanya was happy at home and hadn’t taken any belongings—but authorities were adamant no crime had been committed
and the Nixes had no choice but to search for Tanya on their own.

“The law enforcement officials said she ran away. I knew she didn’t run away, but they wouldn’t believe it. It was like she had vanished in thin air. This is something you see on television in Atlanta, Chicago or New York. We don’t have but about 2,000 people here. You think it couldn’t happen here, but I think [the abductor] is someone right here in the county—someone very sick.” Tanya’s father Grady Nix, UPI, December 28th, 1981

Four months after Tanya’s disappearance
firemen were called to extinguish a blaze in a rural shack three miles south of town;
amid the rubble lay a charred corpse bound with wire hangers.
Although the state of the remains precluded a determination of cause of death a wire ligature was wrapped around the corpse’s neck, indicating probable strangulation.
The body was that of a teenaged girl but the remains weren’t Tanya’s—with the aid of a spinal surgical pin and a melted class ring detectives were able to identify the decedent as Valerie Marie Sellers, age 17.

Although Valerie lived in the nearby town of Blakely she’d last been seen near her boyfriend’s house in Richland.
He was out hunting at the time, so Valerie left a note indicating she’d stopped by;
she was last spotted walking down a country road in the rain, presumably heading home.

The Nix family’s relief when Tanya was ruled out as match for the charred remains would prove short-lived:
two months later, on December 26th, a deer hunter in deep woods three miles north of town discovered another body.
Almost completely skeletonized, the corpse had been trussed to several small trees with thin metal wire,
the hands positioned and bound together as if resting in a coffin.
One of the bony fingers sported a small gold ring with a diamond chip.
It had been a Christmas gift—six months after taking off for a quick moped ride Tanya Nix had at last been found.

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The similarities in Tanya and Valerie’s autopsy findings were extensive.
The state of both girls’ remains prevented the medical examiner from detecting evidence of sexual assault or a fixed cause of death,
but like Valerie, a wire garrote around Tanya’s neck indicated she’d likely been strangled.
Although local law enforcement was loath to proclaim the crimes linked the similitude between the girls’ murders was undeniable,
and the townsfolk of Richland quaked in terror.
Hospitality is a hallmark of small-town life, but locals began to look askance at strangers and longtime friends alike.

“Everybody in this town lives with fear day in and day out. I can’t leave my house without calling my mother. I’ve got a 15 month-old child and when I take her out of the car I’ve got her on one hip and a gun in my other hand.” Local resident Debra Perryman, Rome News Tribune, June 11th, 1982

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Richland residents took measures to keep their children safe—curtailing outside activities and traveling in pairs—but vigilance failed to prevent another attack.
On March 28th, 1982—three months after the discovery of Tanya’s remains—7 year-old Laticia (sometimes spelled Latacia) Reddick was awakened at 3am.
Someone was crawling over her, and it wasn’t her sister Wanda Faye with whom she shared a bed.
A stranger sporting a large afro had broken into the Reddick home intent on abducting Wanda, age 16;
in the darkness Laticia couldn’t make out the intruder’s face—only his size, which was formidable.

Wanda Faye Reddick

Wanda Faye Reddick

When he reached Wanda the faceless stranger grabbed her by the throat and swung her off the bed;
her neck compressed, her screams were reduced to gurgles.
The assailant then walked out of the bedroom and out the Reddick front door,
still clutching his prey by the throat.
Laticia ran to wake her mother but the family’s search was momentarily delayed—the lights in the house didn’t work.
All the sockets were empty;
after gaining entry via an unlocked window the abductor had entered every room in the home and removed every single lightbulb.

The law enforcement response was swift;
more than 200 searchers scoured the local woodlands but no clues or evidence could be located and no trace of Wanda Faye could be found.
Due to jurisdictional issues a task force comprised of detectives from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation and the Sheriffs’ Offices of Stewart and Webster counties was established,
but days passed and Wanda Faye remained missing.
“I just want her back—I just hope ain’t nobody killed her,” Wanda’s mother Rushie Reddick told a reporter from the UPI.

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Five days after her abduction a rural mail carrier spotted Wanda Faye’s body face down in a secluded creek,
an area which had previously been searched.
The state of her remains indicated she’d been submerged shortly after being kidnapped,
leading investigators to surmise her corpse,
clad only in a tee-shirt, had only recently surfaced due to decomposition.

Wanda’s post mortem findings differed significantly from those of Tanya and Valerie.
Wanda had been wearing a tee-shirt and grey sweatpants when kidnapped, and her sweatpants had been repurposed as bindings—no wire had been utilized in her murder.
Her cause of death was dissimilar as well:
facial bruising indicated she’d been beaten,
and the back of her skull bore a gaping wound from a hatchet or axe.
Authorities have never announced whether Wanda was sexually assaulted,
and the current existence of physical evidence in all three murders is unknown.

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Although there were some similarities in the crimes—all three victims were teenaged girls abducted, bound and murdered—a connection between Wanda’s death and the two previous slayings was far from clear-cut.
In the days before DNA linking crimes was a more difficult proposition—it was months before authorities admitted the first two murders were almost certainly related—and investigators tended to err on the side of caution.
Citing the differing causes of death and racial disparity—Wanda was black and Valerie and Tanya white—officials deemed Wanda Faye’s murder unconnected to the preceding crimes.

On the streets of Richland, however, most residents disagreed with this assessment.
Noting Wanda Faye’s relatively light complexion and Valerie and Tanya’s olive skin and dark hair
local Methodist minister Harold Brunson opined the disparities were inconsequential—common sense and the law of averages dictated the crimes were linked.
“I just don’t believe there are that many pathological killers walking the streets of a small community like this,” he told a journalist from the Sarasota Herald Tribune.

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Within a span of twelve months three teenage girls had been murdered;
the community was in an uproar, with guns and home security devices flying from hardware store shelves.
As was de rigueur for the 1980s, many Richland residents were certain the crimes must be the work of Satanists—no god-fearing human could possibly be so depraved, townsfolk reasoned.
Investigators dutifully scrutinized all aspects of the crime for ritual trappings but no connection to lunar cycles or fingerprints of the dark lord could be found—this failed to assuage the populace, however, and the town rumor mill kicked into overdrive.

“In the last three cases one girl was found three miles north of Richland, another was found three miles to the west, and another three miles to the south. Folks think that if this is all connected another person may be found three miles to the east. I have a 16 year-old sister who was friends with Tanya Nix—she’s petrified. My mother just went to Columbus and bought a German Shepard.” Local teen Jack Keller, Rome News Tribune, April 5th, 1982

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Richland was a town in turmoil;
residents were heavily armed and jumping at shadows—an accidental or mistaken-identity shooting seemed inevitable.
Hoping to hasten the investigation Richland mayor Adolph McClendon offered a reward of $650 to spur informants;
Georgia governor George Busbee later added $1000 to the fund.
(Those numbers aren’t typos, by the way—a buck went a lot further in days of yore, particularly in the Deep South.)

Weeks passed and the investigation remained at an impasse; local officials were feeling the heat.
Funeral director T.V. Williams gave voice to the community’s frustration:
“[The unsolved crimes] got everybody afraid and in a town this small I don’t see why we can’t find the fellow,” he told a reporter from the Greenwood Index-Journal.
“It’s got to be somebody from around here; how else would he know about the location of the creek?”

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In a bid to squelch media attention local authorities sought and received a gag order covering all aspects of the murders—the aptly named Judge Blanks of the Southwestern Judicial Circuit issued a blanket decree applicable to all public officials,
even those not involved in the investigation.
When an Associated Press journalist asked when the ban would be lifted District Attorney John Parks replied, “Whenever [the judge] feels like lifting it.”
(In the 1980s a dollar went a lot further but the First Amendment, not so much.)

Marcellus McCluster today

Marcellus McCluster today

In the nearly four decades since the murders
there has been only one named suspect:
local pulpwood worker Marcellus McCluster,
in his early 20s
at the time of the crimes—despite law enforcement’s public avowal Wanda was slain by a different assailant he is a person of interest in all three murders.
Although details of his conviction are scanty,
ten months after Wanda’s abduction
McCluster was arrested for
and subsequently pleaded guilty to
the murder of Major White,
a 56-year old man described in some news accounts as a “cripple.”
(In the 1980s a single dollar would get you to the moon and back and political correctness was for communists.)

A resident of the nearby town of Lumpkin,
Major White was last seen on January 4th, 1983
en route to the bus station;
the following day an off-duty police officer discovered his body on an old logging road—he’d been blasted three times in the back and once in the face with a shotgun.
Despite the obvious differences—the motive was robbery—Major White’s murder shared a few similarities with the Richland slayings:
like Tanya Nix, Major White had been tied to a tree,
though he was bound with rope, not wire—and like Valerie Sellers he’d been set on fire.
And McCluster was also the prime suspect in another crime which in many respects bridges the gap between the slaying of Major White and the Richland murders.

On April 29th, 1982—a mere three weeks after Wanda Faye’s abduction—20-year old Private Rene Dawn Blackmore borrowed a friend’s motorcycle for a quick jaunt and disappeared.
Stationed at Fort Benning in Cusseta,
30 miles outside of Richland,
Rene was known to be a dedicated soldier with no history of misbehavior.
Yet despite her history of good conduct the Army brass failed to notify the Blackmore family of her disappearance; Rene was listed as a deserter and no search or investigation undertaken—even when her purse and sweater were found discarded on a country road several weeks later.

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On June 28th, two months after her disappearance, Rene’s skeletal remains were discovered by a hiker;
she’d been killed with a single shotgun blast—due to decomposition a determination of sexual assault was impossible.
It’s unclear how McCluster became a suspect in Rene’s murder—he may simply have been a convenient scapegoat—but I can see how in some ways her slaying seems to provide a nexus between the Richland slayings and Major White.
Like the male victim Rene was killed with a shotgun, and as a young woman she shared a victimology profile with the murdered girls—and like Tanya Nix she’d disappeared while riding a motorbike.
McCluster certainly fits Laticia Reddick’s description of Wanda’s abductor—he’s 6’4” and currently weighs in at a whopping 380lbs.

As of 2016 McCluster remains in Georgia State Prison serving a life sentence for Major White’s murder;
he’s never spoken to the media about his status as a named suspect,
and the current status of the investigation into the deaths of all four female victims—Tanya, Valerie, Wanda and Rene—remains unknown.

Although I have no idea what type of evidence the Georgia Bureau of Investigation is holding back,
I’m underwhelmed by the facts and circumstances
tying McCluster to Rene’s murder and the Richland (semi) serial slayings.
While it’s certainly possible he’s guilty of all four murders
without a confession or a DNA link publically branding him a suspect seems a bit premature.
I can’t help but wonder if authorities named him simply to mollify the hoi polloi;
I’m sure the townsfolk of Richland sleep easier believing their local maniac is behind bars.

You think this image is scary?  Imagine if Joan Crawford had an afro.

You think this image is scary? Imagine if Joan Crawford had an afro.

The good folk of Richland may be sleeping easier, but I certainly am not.
The creepy little details of these murders—the gurgles and the posed, skeletonized hands—have haunted me for weeks.
At least I don’t have to worry about someone breaking into my home in the middle of the night
and unscrewing my lightbulbs—I always sleep with the lights on, so every bulb in my apartment is scorching hot.
As long as the bushy-haired stranger doesn’t bring along a pair of oven mitts I’ll be safe.

Royal Russell Long: Something Wicked This Way Comes

Royal Russell Long: Something Wicked This Way Comes

What scares you most: the idea that there’s been one man been moving among these communities stalking young girls for the last 40 years? Or that there’s multiple serial killers who’ve come and gone in this area, and they might come again?
—-Skip Hollandsworth on the Texas Killing Fields

The Virginia Beach serial killer needs a nom de guerre; may I humbly suggest the Virginia Wo(o)lf? (one + two + three)
Edward Harold Bell has confessed to the Texas Killing Fields slayings, but to me he’ll always be the lily-waver who shot Matthew Mcconaughey on Unsolved Mysteries
Luck was always on the Freeway Phantom‘s side
Skip Hollandsworth on the Servant Girl Annihilator (one + two)
Royal Russell Long always denied being a serial killer, but if over-accessorizing was a crime he would’ve been riding the lightning courtesy of old sparky (one + two + three + video)

While Sam McClain hunted deer in the forest a different kind of hunter targeted his home.

The murder house today

The murder house today

[Note: unless otherwise attributed all quotes are courtesy of the Houston Chronicle.]

2:10pm, August 7th, 1988. At the conclusion of his overnight hunting trip twenty-four year old Sam McClain returned to the East Houston rambler he shared with his common-law wife and toddler son.
Upon his arrival he found the front door closed but unlocked;
the stereo was on, the air-conditioner hummed but otherwise the home was silent.
Sam McClain stepped across the threshold believing himself to be a husband and father—he would soon learn he was neither.
On the living room floor lay the body of his twenty-four year old wife Linda Flora;
clad in a bloodied white sundress, she’d been repeatedly stabbed before collapsing atop a pile of baby toys.
The couple’s thirteen month old child, Sammy McClain Jr., was missing.

“As soon as I saw what happened I called the police and got out of there. It just don’t seem real.” Sam McClain, August 8th, 1988

Linda Flora and Baby Sam

Linda Flora and Baby Sam

Investigators from the Houston Police Department converged upon the couple’s Coulson Street residence;
aside from Baby Sam nothing was missing from the home.
Fearing the child had been abducted
the Houston Police Department contacted the FBI,
an agency better equipped to launch a comprehensive search for the missing toddler.
After the crime scene was processed a handful of investigators stayed behind to wait for federal agents to arrive.

“There was no forced entry into the house. There’s no indication of drugs being involved. The house was full of TV sets and guns. Nothing was taken, no signs of ransacking. Her purse was there and it had cash in it and they left it.” Houston Police Sergeant Waymon Allen, October 21st, 1988

While in the kitchen awaiting the FBI an errant detail caught the eye of Patrolman Frank Costa—a loaf of bread had been placed on top of the refrigerator.
At his own home the officer’s wife stored bread in the freezer,
and it occurred to him
that perhaps the loaf had once been in the freezer but was later removed to make room for something else.
Six hours after the discovery of Linda Flora’s body Patrolman Costa swung open the freezer door:
inside lay the body of Sammy McClain Jr.
Curled into a fetal position, Baby Sam had frozen solid—his nude corpse had to be pried from his icy tomb.
Four days after taking his first steps Sammy McClain Jr. was dead.
Even seasoned lawmen were aghast.

“I was standing about six feet away when he found the baby. What he (Patrolman Costa) said after finding the baby can’t be printed.” Houston Police Department Sergeant Jerry Welch, August 9th, 1988

Autopsies revealed an excess of violence had been inflicted upon mother and child.
Linda’s throat had been slashed and she’d been stabbed eleven times in the neck, chest, and abdomen.
Murdering her once was insufficient;
approximately an hour after her death—as her blood began to settle—the assailant returned and stabbed her an additional three times.
Linda’s body exhibited no signs of sexual assault and there was no indication the young mother had struggled with her attacker.

“All we know is that this was a crime of great rage. The fact that [the victim] was stabbed after death would indicate a tremendous amount of anger.” Sergeant Waymon Allen, October 21st, 1988

Baby Sam had died from blunt force head trauma and his nonfatal wounds were legion.
The toddler had been stabbed in the buttocks—six times in the right and three times in the left.
The killer also inflicted twelve stab wounds each
to the soles of his tiny feet—unexpectedly symmetrical behavior from an assailant blinded by rage.
The wounds—thirty-three in number—were shallow,
measuring from 1/16- to 1/4-inch deep and from 3/8- to 1/2-inch long.
Baby Sam also exhibited “numerous faint contusions of the penis.”
The conclusion was inescapable: the toddler had been tortured.

“It’s the kind of case you think about when you go home and go to bed at night.” Houston Police Sergeant Doug Bacon, October 21st, 1988

Sam McClain Sr. and Linda Annette Flora met in a 10th grade biology class at Houston’s North Shore High School.
The early years of their courtship featured an occasional rough patch but the birth of Baby Sam and the responsibilities of parenthood seemed to stabilize their relationship.
Money was tight—Sam Sr. was a machinist and Linda stocked shelves at a nearby Walmart—rendering theft or home invasion unlikely precipitating factors for murder.
The couple had close family ties and both were well-liked by friends and neighbors;
investigators were never able to identify any known enemies or viable motives for the crime.

“They were quiet. I never heard them fight and don’t think they had any serious problems.” Neighbor who asked to remain unnamed, August 9th, 1988

The crime scene provided detectives with few clues.
On the day of the murders Sam Sr. had departed for his hunting trip at 3pm,
and at approximately 8pm Linda had been spotted on the front porch by a neighbor.
The coroner determined the slayings had occurred sometime between 10pm and midnight—no one in the area had noticed anything unusual,
and the series of events that transpired in the home after the 8pm sighting remain unknown.

“They [the FBI] have given us some ideas but there is so little information available to go on, it’s difficult.” Sergeant Jerry Welch, August 11th, 1988

The means by which the assailant(s) entered the house is unclear—the killer(s) may have been invited inside
or surreptitiously crept in through an unlocked door.
Mother and son had been stabbed with different knives, neither of which was found at the scene;
and the object used to bludgeon Baby Sam has never been identified.
Blood spatter analysis revealed Baby Sam had been tortured on his parents’ bed;
since Linda was not bound investigators believe she was likely slain first.

“There was a revolver lying on top of a dresser about six or eight feet from where Linda’s body was; she’s not going to stand by while somebody tortures her baby and not do anything. She would have used that gun.” Sergeant Waymon Allen, October 21st, 1988

At the time of the crime Sam Sr. had been hunting with his fifteen-year old brother Erich on a deer lease in Trinity County, a ninety-minute drive from Houston.
The spouses of murder victims are suspects by default,
but his brother provided an alibi and Sam passed a six-hour polygraph exam.
Visibly stricken, the grieving widower called investigators on a weekly basis to inquire about the case’s progress.
He was soon cleared from suspicion.

“If the police were suspicious of me I didn’t care. [Linda and Baby Sam’s] deaths were such a giant idea. It was so big you couldn’t conceive of it all at once in your mind. I’d go home and pick a little piece of it to think about.” Sam McClain Sr., Vanity Fair, August 1991

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I first read about the McClain-Flora slayings years ago in Vanity Fair,
and despite the passage of time the details of the crime remain etched in my brain.
I just can’t conjure a rational motive for Baby Sam’s torture—killing victims for financial or sexual reasons is evil, but at least I can understand the covetousness that spurs the crime;
that someone would invest time and effort to make dozens of teeny stab wounds on a thirteen-month old’s feet is simply inconceivable. How is it possible a killer so clearly deranged has never been apprehended?

“[Baby Sam] would smile at anything. You see him there, and then what happened… You wonder how anybody could…” Sam McClain Sr., Vanity Fair, August 1991

Baby Sam wasn’t gagged, and his howls of pain must’ve been ear-shattering.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, likes listening to crying children—babies are usually killed because they won’t stop  crying.
So what kind of maniac could possibly enjoy the nerve-jangling screams of a toddler in pain?
Helpful hint: if you’re a deviant who delights in the shrieks of children there are ways to get auditory thrills
without resorting to murder—attendance at a Pixar movie matinee should suffice.

“You wouldn’t think somebody would do this, but they did it here, and they can do it to you.” Sam McClain Sr., August 9th, 1988

It’s been almost thirty years since Linda and Baby Sam were slain, and for three decades a fiend for whom the screams of babies are like music has walked among us.
There’s a good chance the killer is still out there, so if you have young children please remain vigilant—any strangers who attempt the “this little piggy” pantomime are suspect.
And if you take your toddler to Chuck E. Cheese
and notice anyone who seems to be enjoying the shrieks of children just a little too much
I suggest you choose a table on the other side of the room.

While digging in the Houston Chronicle archives for Low-rent Zodiac information I stumbled upon several fascinating unsolved crimes which have virtually zero web presence;
I couldn’t find much information on the three cases I’ll be profiling in the coming weeks
but I think the available data is worth sharing.
To be denied both justice and media coverage is unconscionable; these victims died before their time—I can’t dole out justice but I can provide an eternal half-life in the pixilated majesty of cyberspace.

[Note: unless otherwise attributed all quotes are courtesy of the Houston Chronicle.]

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Although they died decades before the term was coined, Giti Hariri and Wendy Aldrich were BFFs.

Unlikely compadres, the two met in 1981 at Cleveland State University in Ohio—dormitory suitemates, the small-town Midwesterner and Iranian immigrant bonded despite their radically different upbringings.

“They were inseparable—they went everywhere together, did everything together. You almost couldn’t talk to one without talking to the other.” Former classmate, September 18th, 1988

Wendy and Giti later transferred in tandem to the University of Southern Alabama,
and after graduation both made their way to Houston, at the time a booming mecca for young professionals.
They shared a two-bedroom apartment and after a stint working side-by-side at a department store
both moved on to more rewarding careers,
Wendy at a neuropsychiatric therapy office and Giti as a sales representative for Gemcraft, a prefab dwelling manufacturer.
In their early twenties both women had entered into citizenship marriages,
Giti with an American friend and Wendy with an Iranian classmate who later returned to his homeland.
Neither couple ever lived as man and wife; the unions were for immigration purposes only.

“They were always so close; they both had other friends, but Wendy and Giti were special. They always bought each other presents, always took time out to see each other.” Wendy’s mother Shirley Snodgrass, September 18th, 1988

Wendy Aldrich

Wendy Aldrich

While working at the department store Giti met and became romantically involved with Behrooz Juneghani, a petroleum engineer;
the relationship quickly became serious.
For a time Wendy, Giti and Juneghani lived together but the arrangement grew strained
and Wendy eventually moved into her own apartment in North Houston.
On April 11th, 1988, five days after the dissolution of her ersatz marriage Juneghani and Giti, then age 28, wed;
Wendy, a year younger, remained a close friend.

“I don’t know that [Wendy and Juneghani] ever fought, but they didn’t get along. Wendy felt he was rushing Giti into marriage, and he probably felt Wendy was interfering.” Friend who requested anonymity, September 18th, 1988

The newlyweds’ honeymoon would be brief.
Giti’s job as a sales rep entailed showing prospective buyers around unoccupied model homes—a high risk profession at the time, as Southeast Texas was in the midst of a high-profile series of realtor murders.
Giti worked alone and was very concerned about her personal safety—she would check in with friends and her husband several times a day.
On May 11th Giti had plans to meet with friends after her work shift ended at 8pm but she never arrived;
later that evening Juneghani returned home from a six-day trip to Canada at approximately 11:30pm.
His wife was nowhere to be found.

“She was the only thing I lived for, so I wanted to make sure she was protected; every day I would call her two, three, four times to make sure she was OK.” Behrooz Juneghani, May 13th, 1988

Panicking, Juneghani phoned friends who lived near the model homes Giti was scheduled to show
and asked them to check on his bride—in an upstairs bedroom one of the searchers found Giti sprawled across a bed, stabbed seven times in the abdomen and lower chest;
minor defensive wounds speckled her arms.
Giti was fully clothed and exhibited no evidence of sexual assault but her earrings—which she always removed immediately after work—were placed on a nightstand beside the bed.
Her purse was missing.

“They came here and saw her car parked outside. One of them went in and found her.” Harris County Sheriff’s Captain D.E. Doehring, May 12th, 1988

The series of realtor slayings plaguing the area were not cookie-cutter crimes, and it’s unclear if the homicides, all of which remain unsolved, are connected.
The victims include:

     December 1st, 1981: Virginia ‘Ginger’ Freeman, age 40, was stabbed, strangled and bludgeoned after meeting a potential buyer at a vacant home; she alone amongst all the victims was raped.

     August 18th, 1983: Elizabeth Shumate (54), Joann Brown (46) and Frances Ivey (60) were bound and shot in the head in a real estate office during Hurricane Alicia; sensing they were about to be robbed, Mrs. Ivey secreted her diamond ring in the sofa cushions.

     March 8th, 1987: Betty Jo Hudson (subscription required), age 40, was shot in the head after meeting a potential client at a vacant home; authorities stated robbery did not appear to be the motive for the crime.

     November 6th, 1987: Six months before Giti’s murder Ester Darlene Collins, age 35, was stabbed to death in a model home. She had been bound but not robbed; the knife used in the slaying was larger than the blade utilized in Giti’s murder.

And a wildcard:

     June 24th, 1978: Karen Scarbrough (17), Debra Werner Frank (23) and Sharon Lake (25) were shot execution-style in the back of the head in a pre-fabricated home sales trailer in Dale City, Virginia; the women were not robbed. Although this crime occurred several years before the Texas murders and the location is far afield I’ve always been struck by the similarities these slayings share with the Houston-area realtor murders.

On the day of her death Giti told friends she had four showings scheduled,
but she’d marked only two names down in her appointment book;
the other two prospective buyers have never been identified.
A passerby noticed a white compact car parked near the model homes on the night of the murder,
but the owner of the vehicle and the car’s connection (if any) to the crime remains unknown.

“I thought we were doing all the right things. You never think that something like this will happen to you.” Behrooz Juneghani, May 13th, 1988

Wendy was devastated by Giti’s death,
but at a candlelight ceremony three days after the crime she met someone with whom to share her grief—Jasmine Hassani, a Juneghani family friend.
The two women bonded over Giti’s untimely demise and a friendship blossomed
anchored in their mutual loss.
And Jasmine Hassani wasn’t the only newcomer in Wendy’s life;
six weeks after Giti’s murder a woman who introduced herself as “Sammy Smith” moved into Wendy’s building,
the Copper Mill Apartments. Wendy and her new neighbor hit it off like gangbusters.

“Giti was my friend—your grief is our grief. You’re part of our family now.” Jasmine Hassani upon meeting Wendy Aldrich, September 18th, 1988

Although Wendy’s social life was going great guns she was still grief-stricken about the loss of her best friend.
She spent hours idling at Giti’s grave in the Forest Lawn Cemetery,
bedecking the burial plot with flowers and balloons and reading her well-worn pocket Bible.
Despite her two new chums Wendy must’ve felt very alone as she knelt at Giti’s graveside murmuring prayers,
but she shouldn’t have—someone was listening in, and it wasn’t the Lord above:
Juneghani had secreted a microphone in the greenery at the base of his wife’s headstone.
Convinced Wendy had murdered Giti out of unrequited lesbian lust, he was hoping for a graveside murder confession.
After Wendy’s visits Juneghani would retrieve the tape recordings and throw her flowers and balloons—often emblazoned with the sentiment “I love you”—into the trash.

“[Wendy] was just devastated [by Giti’s murder]. We came down for the funeral and all she could do was cry. She wrote a little poem to Giti and put it in the casket along with a rose.” Wendy’s mother Shirley Snodgrass, September 18th, 1988

It’s unclear if Wendy knew about Juneghani’s suspicions—she may have simply been too naive to piece together his hostility—but her life was becoming more bizarre by the minute.
Her new neighbor Sammy Smith seemed desperate for attention,
showering her with flowers and trinkets and pressuring Wendy to accompany her on overnight excursions.
Although Sammy Smith’s Sapphic wooing may seem quite blatant to us today,
the 1980s were a more innocent time—when Sammy Smith dropped all pretense and revealed her interest in being a more literal kind of bosom buddy Wendy was aghast.
After her erotic overtures were rebuffed Sammy Smith, then only a few weeks into her tenancy, moved out.

“Right now, we are considering that robbery was the motive [for Giti’s murder].” Harris County Sheriff’s Lieutenant Drew Warren, May 13th, 1988

Houston was a transient town, and Wendy seemed unfazed by her new friend’s departure—yet had she known the truth she would’ve been stupefied.
Sammy Smith, as it turns out, wasn’t her friend, or even her neighbor—the unit at the Copper Mill Apartments Sammy Smith claimed to live in was reserved for security personnel.
“Sammy Smith” didn’t even exist—in reality the woman who’d been sexually pursuing Wendy was a private detective hired by Juneghani.
Since the microphone secreted near his wife’s tombstone had failed to provide a confession he’d opted for more proactive measures.

“I tried to tell [Juneghani] Wendy would never hurt Giti or anyone, but he wouldn’t listen. He was just wild.” Wendy’s mother Shirley Snodgrass, September 18th, 1988

Three months after Giti’s murder Wendy—perhaps distracted by her social whirlwind—seemed to be recovering from her friend’s tragic death.
She still faithfully visited Giti’s grave, however,
and on July 31st she made plans to meet Jasmine Hassani—the Juneghani intimate she’d met at the candlelight vigil—at Forest Lawn Cemetery for a quick graveside visit.
The rendezvous had been scheduled for 6:30pm; later that evening Wendy had dinner plans with a male friend.
She never arrived at her dinner engagement, and Wendy Aldrich was never seen alive again.

“We don’t know what’s happened to [Wendy]. We’re just about stumped until something turns up.” Harris County Sheriff’s Sergeant Ricky Williams, September 18th, 1988

At 6:40pm Wendy was seen buying a flower and balloons at a convenience store near the graveyard;
she then drove into the gates of Forest Lawn Cemetery and into oblivion.
Detectives knew she’d made it to Giti’s grave—the flower and balloons she’d purchased
were arrayed on Giti’s tombstone.
Make of it what you will, but on this occasion Wendy’s graveside offerings had not been tossed in the trash.

“It’s a real mystery.” Harris County Sheriff’s Sergeant Ronnie Philips on Wendy’s disappearance, Weekly World News, November 1st, 1988

Wendy’s failure to meet her friend for dinner didn’t raise much alarm,
but when she failed to report to work the next day her worried coworkers called her family,
who subsequently contacted law enforcement.
Jasmine Hassani, the woman slated to meet Wendy at Giti’s grave, claimed she’d stood Wendy up—she told investigators she’d instead spent the day helping Juneghani move.
Police were unable to confirm this alibi, as Juneghani refused to speak to authorities or assist in the search for Wendy
in any way whatsoever.

“I believe she was abducted from the cemetery after she placed the flowers on her friend’s grave.” Sergeant Ronnie Phillips demonstrating that even a stopped clock is right twice a day, Weekly World News, November 1st, 1988

Four days after Wendy’s disappearance her car, a white 1986 Chevy Cavalier, was discovered at Livingston State Park, an hour’s drive from the cemetery;
Wendy had never been known to frequent the area.
The vehicle’s doors were locked and all of her money and belongings were present inside,
as were the receipts from the balloons and rose left on Giti’s grave.
Wendy was only five feet tall, and the driver’s seat of her car was in its customary position
pulled close to the steering wheel—the vehicle had seemingly been driven to the location by a person of short stature.

(Note: although the color of Wendy’s car did not escape my notice—white, as was the vehicle spotted near Giti’s murder scene—the car parked near the Gemcraft homes was reported to be a compact. A Chevy Cavalier, in my opinion, would be more accurately described as a midsize sedan.)

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“I feared for her (Wendy’s) safety after what happened to Giti; I had a feeling she knew more than what she was saying.” Wendy’s mother Shirley Snodgrass, Weekly World News, November 1st, 1988

Wendy’s parents Robert and Shirley Snodgrass were gobsmacked by her disappearance—they left Ohio and moved into Wendy’s North Houston apartment to be closer to the investigation.
Although the Snodgrasses never again heard from their daughter their sojourn in her home was anything but quiet—the apartment’s phone rang off the hook.
Mrs. Snodgrass later described the nature of these communications to the Houston Chronicle:
“At first, they’d just call and hang up. Then they’d call and jabber at us in some foreign language.”
Eventually the Snodgrasses received a call from a voice they recognized—-he’d refused to assist in the search for their daughter, but Behrooz Juneghani had some information to share.

“[Juneghani] told me he wanted to put my mind at ease. He said, `Your daughter’s a psychopath and she killed my wife. She took criminology in college, so she knows how to commit crimes. I hope she does come back so she can face justice.’ We [she and her husband Robert] finally got so scared we propped furniture against the door at night.” Shirley Snodgrass, September 18th, 1988

Three months later, on the shores of Lake Somerville—a two-hour drive from Livingston Park, locus of Wendy’s abandoned vehicle—a passerby made a horrific discovery:
a single human foot.
A few weeks later, on October 8th, the other end of the lake expelled an oblation from the depths:
the lower half of a female torso bobbed to the surface, the remains still clad in a pair of waterlogged blue jeans.

“Without the head and teeth we don’t have much to go on.” Burleson County Chief Deputy Tom Randall, October 8th, 1988

At first law enforcement seemed dismissive of media speculation the torso belonged to Wendy.
The remains were found hundreds of miles distant from both her vehicle and abduction site;
and the Lone Star State, then as now,
suffered no shortage of missing women last seen attired in denim apparel.
In the days before DNA testing identifying partial remains was less than an exact science;
but when the keys in the torso’s blue jeans opened the doors of Wendy’s car and jobsite
the identity of the decedent was undeniable.
Wendy Aldrich—well, some of her, anyway—had at last been found.

“We are going to have the body cremated and sent here, then take it north to Ohio where she was born. We just want to lay her to rest.” Shirley Snodgrass, October 8th, 1988

And here the tale of Wendy Aldrich’s murder abruptly dead-ends.
It’s almost as if the Harris County detectives considered their duty complete once they’d given the Snodgrasses a goodly portion of their daughter’s remains—were they supposed to locate Wendy’s body and  find her killer?
On a civil servant’s salary?
The short shrift given to the case can’t be laid off to the passage of time;
authorities still seem quite dedicated to solving the 1980s realtor murders—the crimes are regularly trotted out in the media as active cold cases.
The last two Houston Chronicle  articles about Giti’s murder, however, don’t mention Wendy and her curious, possibly-related-slaying at all.
Wendy and Giti were inseparable in life—to separate them in death is a grave injustice.
(Pun unintended, but I’ll allow it.)

“At this point we have no suspects and no motive.” Detective Ronnie Phillips on the status of the Wendy Aldrich investigation, Weekly World News, November 1st, 1988

The only free information about Giti and Wendy’s murders available online is courtesy of the Weekly World News,
famous chronicler of cryptozoology and extraterrestrial visitation.
In a way I find the location fitting—personally, I found Detective Phillips’ attitude far more astonishing than pyramids on Mars or Hillary Clinton’s alien baby.
The stories in the Weekly World News  may be unbelievable but you can believe this:
if a single-minded dedication to blindness is still representative of Houston law enforcement
we’ll have video footage of Batboy skinny-dipping in Loch Ness with the risen ghost of Bigfoot long before the murders of Wendy and Giti are solved.

Still more believable than:  “At this point we have no suspects and no motive.”

Still more believable than: “At this point we have no suspects and no motive.”

Smart lad, to slip betimes away/From fields where glory does not stay
      —–A.E. Houseman, To an Athlete Dying Young

Bobby Panknin (center left) and his brothers in all their 1960s glory

Bobby Panknin (center left) and his brothers in all their 1960s glory


 

The search for Louis Mackerley attracted a predator, but was it the same predator who abducted him?
Five decades later, the echoes of Bobby Panknin’s disappearance continue to resonate
Jackie Theel’s first day of school may have been his last
One Andy, Andy Sims, entered the realm of the unknown in Wichita in 1961
Another Andy, Andy Puglisi, plunged into the void a decade later and half a continent away
Ending on a high note: this four-part saga about the disappearance of Eric Larsfolk and John McCormick Jr. is so gripping the Caledon Enterprise decided paragraph breaks were unnecessary (part 1 + part 2 + part 3 + part 4)

Not everything is bigger in Texas, y’all:
in the 1980s the Lone Star State had its very own homicidal maniac with a penchant for communicating in enigmatic clues.
The Texas killer called himself the Madman,
and although he claimed fewer victims than his Bay Area counterpart he and the Zodiac have one terrifying trait in common—neither one of them is currently behind bars.

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Little Mary was afraid of the dark. She had good reason to be.

October 31st; Baytown, Texas. Halloween is a spooky time
and in 1985 residents of the greater Houston area had a real-life boogeyman to fear—six weeks earlier eleven-year old Carolyn Hahn had been butchered in nearby Mont Belvieu, stabbed, strangled,
her throat slit from ear to ear.
A child killer frolicked in the shadows alongside the holiday’s traditional ghosts and goblins.

zodiaclargemaryphotoFor her final Halloween
Mary Stiles dressed as a baby.
The pigtailed eleven-year old
was last seen alive at approximately 5pm
near her home at the Woodhollow apartment complex—carrying a baby bottle as a prop,
she was clad
in a pair of peach Care Bear pajamas.
Mary’s father became alarmed when her brother and sister arrived home later that evening without Mary in tow;
he had assumed she was trick-or-treating with her siblings.
When she hadn’t returned by 9pm the Baytown Police Department was notified
and a search of the area was launched;
no trace of Mary could be found.

Grief and fear roiled the community as the search for the missing sixth-grader foundered.
Finally, ten days after Mary’s disappearance
the Baytown Police Department received a letter marked “Urgent-Mary Stiles;”
the envelope, bearing a local postmark,
contained a Baytown Sun
news article detailing the investigation
and a hand drawn map which purported to show the location of Mary’s body.
The area depicted—a wooded lot behind the Woodhollow Apartments—had been previously searched to no avail.

(Note: authorities have never released the entirety of the killer’s correspondence but I’ve cobbled together the excerpts printed in the Baytown Sun  and Houston Chronicle. The transcription, however, is incomplete.)

First letter (received November 9th): “I killed her. Diped (sic) in the ditch—I stabbed her here twice. I dragged her up the slope she fell here stabbed her again and choked her. Sock. Find her and get her a decent burial.”
The letter was signed: “The Madman who wishes he never was.”

In addition to the large “X” signifying the body’s location
the killer had traced the path he and Mary had traveled through the woods, providing a running commentary
on their actions.
Arrows pointed to a ditch in which Mary had been dunked
and a spot where she had dropped a nickel during the attack.
The Madman’s cartography was accurate; Mary’s remains, still clad in her Care Bear pajamas, were found exactly where the anonymous writer had indicated.
Although she lay a mere 150 yards behind the Woodhollow complex Mary’s body—secreted in deep brush—had somehow been missed during the initial search.

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An autopsy revealed Mary had been slain shortly after she was last seen. The 5’3,” 100lb. tween had been overkilled,
stabbed four times in the neck and—as noted in the Madman’s letter—asphyxiated with her own sock,
which had been jammed down her throat;
she had also been strangled.
Due to her advanced state of decomposition
the medical examiner was unable to determine if Mary had been sexually assaulted, although her pajama bottoms were pulled down to her knees.
Defensive wounds stippled her arms—despite her small stature Mary had fought for her life.

zodiaccarolynhahnAt the time a connection between Mary’s murder
and the slaying of Carolyn Hahn
ten miles away and six weeks before
seemed a foregone conclusion—the similarities in the crimes were striking.
Both Mary and Carolyn were eleven-years old,
both had been strangled and stabbed in the throat,
and although neither victim
displayed overt signs of sexual assault both were found partially disrobed.
Mary and Carolyn had never met
but their fathers worked for the same company,
Young’s Plumbing & Air Conditioning,
creating a direct nexus between the victims.
These similarities seemed too numerous to be coincidental.

When the crime scene details were submitted to the FBI Behavioral Analysis Unit,
however, agents were unable to affirm a link
due to inconsistencies in the modi operandi:
Carolyn Hahn had been murdered at home during daylight hours
and Mary had been slain in the forest at night.
Yet despite the inability
to definitively establish a connection
the criminal profile of each girl’s assailant shared several key characteristics: both Mary and Carolyn had been slain by a high-school aged white male acquaintance operating within his comfort zone, profilers concluded;
and the killers of both girls were at high risk to reoffend.
There was also one final, unfortunate similarity in the Stiles and Hahn cases: both investigations were going nowhere.

Weeks passed, and the Madman stayed silent.
But as the Christmas season approached
a flurry of envelopes featuring the killer’s oddly slanted handwriting began arriving in the Baytown Police Department’s mailbox.

Second letter (received December 3rd): “The time is soon coming that the madman will surrender his tool of death….the pain……….is more than I can stand. In time the truth will be opened for all to hear.” (This missive contained a Baytown Sun  clipping about the discovery of Mary’s body.)

Third letter (received December 4th): “There will be another before I die.” (A Baytown Sun  clipping citing a 10K reward offered for information regarding Mary’s death was included.)

Unsatisfied with the progress of the investigation, the Madman began sending clues to help detectives along.

Fourth letter (received December 5th): “The game begins now. Day by day will go forth; get them right and soon the name will appear, get them wrong and the price will be a life!!! Look out beyond the words and sentences for only far beyound (sic) will be the answers. This time has past (sic) from long ago, but a name remains. The name of the weigher (sic) of the heart against the truth of the feather — the Genesis in this name holds the letter that belongs to mine. Twice do I wright (sic) this, when my signature is written, once in the first and once in the last. Open thy eyes and see the progress unfold.”

zodiacanubisclipAlthough the exact wording of the request has never been released
the Madman bade investigators to print the riddle’s answer on the front page
of the Baytown Sun.
Since the police department staff knew nothing of ancient lore they consulted a local prosecutor,
Ray Speece, who had an interest in the subject.
Prosecutor Speece immediately recognized the Madman’s riddle as an allusion to an Egyptian myth in which a decedent’s heart is weighed against a feather—those in possession of an organ heavy with lies
are devoured by the crocodile god.
Investigators contacted the Baytown Sun
and conveyed the Madman’s request,
asking the editor to print the name “Anubis” on the front page of the paper without tipping off the townsfolk to the literary lunatic
in their midst.
The editor of the Baytown Sun  obliged,
and on December 6th
the paper’s front page
featured a tiny item headlined:
“Police Receive Unusual Request.”
The article ended with the sentence: “I understand, reading between the lines, life after death and Anubis.”

Alas, there was a slight problem with the police department’s response—although Prosecutor Speece had correctly identified the origin of the referenced myth
he’d neglected to realize Egyptian mythos vacillated over centuries.
Anubis weighed hearts only in the earliest Egyptian dynasties; by the Middle Kingdom Anubis had been supplanted by Osiris, ruler of the afterworld.

omajonesFifth letter (received December 7th): only a small portion of the text has been published—“and don’t forget to put it in the paper.” Presumably the name Anubis was confirmed to be incorrect.

Prosecutor Speece then realized his mistake;
the next day the Baytown Sun  published this snippet in a front page gossip column:
“Robin Richards gets a first-class tour of Washington, D.C. . . . Oma Jones goes to Osiris.”
Since the Madman had indicated the first letter of the correct answer appeared once in his first name and once in his last
detectives now knew the letter “O” would appear in both the killer’s given name and surname.

The communications continued.

Sixth letter (received December 9th): “In the beginning, there was no land but only a place ruled by his hand. The Romans worshiped him every day even more so when they had to travel far away — his name serves your purpose for the letter at the end comes in fourth in the first of mine.”

zodiacposeidonclipOn December 10th
at the behest of investigators
the front page Around Town column of the Baytown Sun
featured a sentence invoking the Roman god of the sea:
“James Z. Bobb sees The Poseidon Adventure
for the fourth time.”
Although factually correct—Poseidon was the sea god worshipped by Romans—this
was not the answer the Madman was hoping for,
as he made clear in his next message.

Seventh letter (received December 10th): “Don’t make me angery (sic) again!!!!!!! Chrismas (sic) will soon be here, it be (sic) a shame to have to ruin that holiday cheer. Madman.”

On a hunch authorities then offered up the name of the Greek god of the sea instead;
the next Around Town column featured the following sentence:
“Ben Jelman says it’s going to be cold enough to freeze the tines off Neptune’s trident.”
Detectives now knew the Madman’s first name
contained the letter “E”—the killer was playing
Wheel of Fortune,
homicidal maniac edition.

As the top brass at the police department dickered about mythology veteran detective Harry Gore shepherded the ground forces. The FBI profile predicted Mary’s killer was operating on his home turf,
so Detective Gore began staking out the mailboxes
near the Woodhollow Apartments hoping to catch the Madman in the act of mailing a clue.
Detective Gore, himself a Woodhollow tenant,
also set up hidden cameras in vacant apartments trained on every mailbox within sight of the sprawling, 1000-unit complex.

zodiacneptuneclipThe ploy was brilliant in its simplicity,
and on December 11th Detective Gore hit pay dirt—a teenager on a bicycle peered around furtively
before slipping a letter into the slot of a surveilled mailbox.
After the youth pedaled off
Detective Gore called a postal employee to open the box—inside
lay an envelope featuring the Madman’s spiky handwriting.
(The letter had apparently been written prior to viewing the Neptune response in that day’s edition of the Baytown Sun.)

Eighth letter (received December 11th): “It is Wensday (sic) and there is no answer in the paper!! I promised and I shall, you will pay with another life just like Mary Stiles. By Christmas night at 12:00 there will have been done!!!!!!! There is but one way to change it and that is to put in the paper by Friday the reason for not having the answers their (sic) and give the answers then do not forget — or my word is to say the same another will die!!”

The teen mailing the letter had been caught on videotape,
and Detective Gore toted a copy to the local high school straightaway—Assistant Principal Charles Ray Polk identified the subject on the tape
as sophomore JOsEph Lee FOrdham, age sixteen.
Fordham, a Woodhollow complex resident, was the step-brother of Mary’s best friend. The pieces were falling into place.

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Investigators immediately began 24-hour surveillance of Fordham and the reconnaissance paid off on the very first day:
Fordham was spotted scouting about for witnesses before depositing a black garbage bag in the trash.
Detectives retrieved the bag from the dumpster—the contents included a copy of the riddle the police department had received on December 9th
and an additional puzzle which had never been sent to the police.
The next day while Fordham was in school a search warrant was executed at his family’s apartment—a surfeit of incriminating evidence was found, including newspaper clippings about the Stiles’ killing,
several books on mythology,
bloodstained clothing and shoes, and a pocketknife which would later be identified as the murder weapon.
The Madman’s reign of ungrammatical terror was over.

zodiacfordhamFordham was arrested that day as he stepped off the school bus.
Described as meek and hyper-religious,
he was the product of a fractured family—his
unemployed beautician mother was on her fourth marriage,
and his family unit featured a collection of half- and step-siblings.
Shuttled back and forth
between his mother’s marital pick-of-the-week
and maternal relatives in Georgia,
Fordham’s life had not been untouched by tragedy—three years previously his grandfather and uncle had been slain
in a family dispute by an irate in-law.

(Note: although some recent accounts claim Fordham witnessed the murders of his relatives contemporaneous accounts—including his grandmother’s trial testimony—state Fordham was vacationing in Florida when his uncle and grandfather were slain.)

A profusion of physical evidence tied Fordham to Stiles murder—he’d left four palm prints and twenty-three fingerprints on the Madman correspondence, and several practice riddles were found in his room—but detectives were unable to find any evidence linking him to the murder of Carolyn Hahn.
Unbelievably, despite the uncanny similarities the two crimes were unconnected;
Carolyn’s killer, a family friend, confessed in 1988 and is currently serving a 99-year term in the penitentiary.
(More information about the Hahn case can be found here.)

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At trial Fordham’s attorney, faced with overwhelming forensic evidence, opted to pursue an insanity defense.
In 1984 Fordham had been briefly committed to the mental health ward of Houston International Hospital;
diagnosed as suicidal and homicidal, his family had removed him from treatment against medical advice
and discontinued his psychotropic medication upon his release.
Although Fordham declined to testify a defense psychiatrist read a copy of his confession in court—he blamed the crime on the most classic of insanity defense bugaboos: “voices in his head.”
Whether these voices were also responsible for the atrocious spelling in the Madman correspondence is unclear.

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The jury evidently had mixed feelings about Joseph Fordham—he was convicted of aggravated murder after ten hours of deliberation,
but when it was time to determine his sentence the twelve men good and true
balked at sending the Madman away for life;
although he was eligible for a ninety-nine year term he was sentenced to a mere twenty-five years in prison.
Even though his own defense psychiatrist had deemed him in need of “in-depth and long term psychological care”
the Madman was back on the streets in less than a decade—prison overcrowding spurred his a mandatory release in 1994.

Fordham’s stint on parole has not always been idyllic;
in 1998 he was returned to prison after moving out of state without notifying his parole officer—three months on the run in Indiana garnered him an additional six years behind bars.
Since 2004, however, he has lived quietly with his Grandma in rural Georgia;
twenty years after he first shuffled out of the penitentiary
his period of supervised release was due to expire on September 13th, 2014.
Yet Joseph Lee Fordham’s time in the spotlight was not yet over; three weeks before completing his parole Fordham, now age forty-five, disappeared.

Photo accompanying Fordham's missing persons report

Photo accompanying Fordham’s missing persons report

At 3am on August 16th Fordham texted his supervisor at the Blue Bird plant in Fort Valley, Georgia—our nation’s number one school bus manufacturer—and reported he would not be arriving at work.
He then turned off his cell phone and went off the grid.
Although the search for missing adults is generally a low priority for law enforcement
the Bleckley County Sheriff’s Office put out an all-points bulletin for the missing parolee;
as Deputy Jeff Simpson told the Baytown Sun,
“With his past history, we are just taking precautions. We don’t want a Baytown here in Cochran, Georgia.”

Three days later Fordham was observed making a cash withdrawal at an ATM approximately thirty miles from his home,
and a check of area parking lots
unearthed his 2012 gray Dodge Avenger at the nearby Warner Robins Comfort Inn.
When deputies from the U.S. Marshals Office entered Fordham’s hotel room they interrupted him mid-suicide attempt;
his self-inflicted wounds were superficial—apparently the Madman found himself much harder to kill than an eleven-year old girl.

Fordham was again shipped back to prison,
but not for long—according to the Texas Department of Justice website Joseph Lee Fordham is back on the streets,
a turn of events certain to delight parents everywhere;
after all, as his recent actions demonstrate he’s mentally stable and making great choices all the livelong day.
And if the voices in his head again begin to whisper, if the Madman again takes hold, well, what can be done?
The man served his time—life is about taking chances, and nothing is for certain.

(Coda: upon further reflection I must concede that my last sentence a lie;
one thing is  for certain—if you live in Cochran, Georgia and allow your kids go trick-or-treating without a chaperone this year
you’re a bigger maniac than Fordham is.)

Confession: I too felt ‘weird’ in highschool. I got a punk haircut and a homemade tattoo. Nobody died.

Confession: I too felt ‘weird’ in high school. I got a punk haircut and a homemade tattoo. Nobody died.

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A rundown saloon on the outskirts of Ocala, Florida; January 26th, 1977.
A bar popular with corrections officers seems like the last place a wanted fugitive would frequent,
but Richard “Dick” Williams had his reasons.
As night fell a group of guards filed in from the nearby Lowell Prison for Women
and Dick—a convicted murderer and the most romantic man alive—made his move.

“I slid up alongside them and said, ‘Give the boys a drink—I got an expense account.’ I said, ‘Where you guys work?’ and they said they worked in the women’s prison. Before long they were telling me about shift changes and bloodhound dogs and the right roads back of the prison, and I go to the toilet and write it all down.’” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Three weeks earlier Dick, age 36, had eloped from Lake Butler Prison,
a maximum security men’s penitentiary sixty miles north of Lowell.
The seeds of his escape plan had bloomed soon after his arrival at the prison’s reception center.
While walking in the exercise yard he noticed a guard in the tower waving frantically;
upon further investigation Dick discerned the guard hadn’t been signaling him—he was wiping condensation off the glass.
Due to the Florida humidity and an incorrectly calibrated heating system
the windows of the tower were prone to fogging over on chilly days.
Opportunity was knocking and Dick Williams kicked open the door; he began to steal scraps of metal from the prison machine shop.
Eventually he had enough hardware to craft a workable pair of bolt-cutters.

“[The area surrounding Lake Butler prison] can be pretty dangerous for both the escapees and the searchers—it’s pretty dense back there and there are plenty of snakes and some gators.” Vernon Bradford, Florida Department of Corrections spokesperson, Sarasota Herald Tribune, August 7th, 1980

Finally, after months of preparation the fates provided a suitably frosty day.
Dick asked an inmate with access to the prison’s HVAC system to turn the heat all the way up—soon the sentry tower was steamy as a bathhouse.
While the guards were occupied with defogging the windows Dick and two fellow inmates crawled across the yard
and hacked through the fences with the improvised shears.
Once outside the prison the trio scattered;
after trudging 15 miles Dick fortuitously stumbled upon a car with keys in the ignition.
A man on a mission, he immediately got on the road to raise capital for the second phase of his plan:
Dick was determined to reunite with Ondina, his beloved wife of more than a decade;
two years previously both had received life sentences for first-degree murder—and now there was only one set of prison walls between them.

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“I had to get my old lady out of there.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Days later he was back in his old stomping grounds, NYC, plying his trade at a Waldbaum Supermarket in Brooklyn;
Dick wasn’t doing anything so mundane as stocking shelves or bagging groceries, however—he was a stick-up man,
and knocking over grocery stores was his specialty.
In the days before credit cards supermarkets took in reams of cash,
and Dick netted $1500 from the robbery; several similar heists followed.
With a thick wad of bills from the holdups Dick rented a Ford Pinto—the 1970s version of a white steed—and traveled south to liberate his ladylove.

“It was a 1977 Pinto that would go from zero to 60 in three days, and that was my getaway car, in and out.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

After arriving back in Florida and chatting up the guards at their favorite post-workday watering hole
Dick secreted himself in the thick woodlands behind Lowell Prison,
the largest women’s penitentiary in the nation.
For eleven days he swatted mosquitos, surveilled the prison, and dreamt of his soulmate.

“I went into the woods with a pack, plenty of food, even had water purifiers. I found a nice fat tree so I could see the shift change with a pair of field glasses. I was taking bennies to stay awake. I had it figured out. The routine never varied. It was like clockwork. That prison was built to keep people in, not keep ‘em out, so I was going to go in, stick ‘em up, gag ‘em, and haul out. I also thought maybe I was going to Lowell to die.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

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After a week and a half Dick decided he’d gained as much information as reconnaissance could provide.
At 5am on February 6th he emerged from the woods ready to make history and become the first man
in the annals of Florida penology to break into—after breaking out of—a maximum security correctional institution.

“I had hit the fence and cut it. It was cold. There was a full moon. I’ll never forget it. The place was so lit up the moon didn’t make any difference. I pulled out my flashlight and made like I was an officer.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

After cutting through the two fences that ringed the perimeter Dick entered the prison—surveillance had revealed the exercise yard entrance was routinely left unsecured.
Thanks to his barroom tête-à-tête with the guards he knew where the mess hall was located,
and from conversations with mutual friends he knew Ondina worked the breakfast shift.
On route to the kitchen he encountered a corrections officer;
always fast on the draw, Dick whipped out his .38 caliber pistol and cocked the trigger.

“I stick him up and scare the poor man half to death. I said, ‘Call the union hall and get yourself a new dishwasher, ‘cause you’re about to lose one.’ Then I says to him, ‘Nobody does anything stupid and nobody gets hurt.’” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Upon arriving at the mess hall Dick shackled the guard to a pipe in a utility closet and waited for Ondina to arrive.
Female inmates began to trickle in for kitchen duty but Ondina was not among them.

“Five-hundred and thirty dolls in this prison, and she ain’t here. Then one of the girls offered to go find her.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

As Dick waited for Ondina two more guards entered the kitchen—soon Dick had three correctional officers secured with their own handcuffs in his makeshift utility room prison-within-a-prison.
The twelve female inmates assigned to the breakfast shift milled about, variously bemused and befuddled.
Dick passed out some cash to ensure their cooperation.

“We stayed 45 minutes, much longer than I wanted to. I checked [the guards] into my little room as they came in. I pulled out $85 and gave it to the girls (inmates) and I had more money to see if I could bribe a guard if I had to.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Finally the couple’s separation was over;
Ondina arrived at the mess hall and after a brief embrace Dick handed her a .25 caliber revolver.
Working as a team
they packed the dozen inmate kitchen workers into the utility closet with the guards and locked the door.
Dick had successfully broken into prison; now it was time to break back out again.

“The girls were having a little party. They were hugging Ondina and telling her to have a good time. Some of them were crying. Some of them were scared—they thought I was some kind of nut.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Fast as lightening the couple fled out the unsecured door into the exercise yard and back through the holes
Dick had cut through the perimeter fences.
The getaway Pinto had been parked in a secluded spot approximately a mile away.

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“We start running through the peach orchard. She’s out of condition. She said, ‘Papi, I can’t make it,’ and I said, ‘Well, don’t stop, we got to get to the car.’ So I carried her on my back some and then drug her rest of the way.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Pintos may have been unsafe at any speed,
but when the vehicle came into view the couple felt like they’d arrived at the Promised Land.

“I opened an attaché case in the car and we changed clothes. I was sweating like a Georgia mule. I put her on the floor and threw a blanket over her and we drove back past the prison and on to Jacksonville. We had it made.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

In preparation for the escape Dick had rented rooms in three separate hotels,
secreting $1000 and an array of wigs in each.
He made his final selection for a pit-stop while fleeing the prison—if he didn’t know which hotel he’d utilize
law enforcement couldn’t possibly know either, he reasoned.
Once inside their room the couple again changed outfits and wigs and left the hotel in separate taxis
en route to the airport.
In the magical days before 9/11 identification was not required to board an aircraft;
Dick and Ondina were headed home to NYC.

“I said, ‘I don’t want you to look for me ‘til we’re on the plane.’ I put her ticket in a Cosmopolitan magazine and gave her a pair of dark glasses to go with her wig and her new outfit.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

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Once back in the city the latter-day Bonnie and Clyde checked into a suite at the Sheraton.
There they made up for lost time.

“We had a beautiful 10 days. It was worth every bit of it. We checked into the Sheraton and sent out for ethnic food and wine. We went top drawer; I hadn’t seen her in two years.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Still flush with cash from the supermarket robberies Dick treated Ondina to a shopping spree at Saks Fifth Avenue.
The days of orange jumpsuits were behind them, or so they wanted to believe.

I bought a half interest in that joint (Saks). We spent some time getting to know each other again. I figured she had it coming to her, all the things I bought. At least we did it right.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Although their mugshots were plastered in newspapers and post offices across the US and Central America—Ondina was originally from Honduras—the couple roamed the city, seamlessly blending into Manhattan’s hustle and bustle.
Ondina had turned 32 the week before the escape
and as a belated birthday gift Dick hosted a private party for two at what was then one of the city’s hottest boîtes,
David Wolfe’s Restaurant.

“That’s a joint that has a reputation. We went top drawer. We had a champagne dinner, a big birthday cake. I bought drinks for the entire building. She cried like a little girl.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Once they’d acquired a decent-sized nest egg
the couple intended to purchase fake passports and move to Brazil for a fresh start.
Seeking backup, Dick reestablished ties with William O’Malley, a onetime cellmate,
and on February 15th the men robbed an A&P in Fort Lee, New Jersey
netting 6K cash and $1800 in checks and food-stamps while Ondina waited in the car.
Their getaway, however, was not clean—an onlooker recorded the license plate of O’Malley’s blue station wagon.
NYPD ran the plates, obtained O’Malley’s address
and officers began to patrol the area near his residence.
After leaving New Jersey the trio hit a Pantry Pride supermarket in Long Island for 10K; they then drove toward O’Malley’s home in Canarsie.

“As we drove down the block I saw their car coming the other way. I said, ‘That’s their plate.’” Sergeant Robert Fries, NYPD, Ocala Star Banner, February 27th, 1977

When the trio exited the station wagon the police pounced and a struggle ensued.
Patrolmen cuffed the Williamses but Dick, always fast on the draw, managed to grab his weapon.
O’Malley briefly escaped but was apprehended a few blocks away.

“When we got to Billy [O’Malley’s] house the cops were there with their guns drawn. They handcuffed me. Billy started fighting with another cop. I reached in my car and pulled out my British Wembly, the ugliest gun you ever saw. [Sergeant Fries] snatched the gun and pushed me away, and the other cop shot me.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

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When arrested Dick had 15K in cash and two .38 revolvers on his person;
Ondina had $1750 in her purse—the couple had been well on their way to Rio, financially if not physically.
Again wrested apart, the Williamses were briefly held in a New York jail while they fought extradition
and Dick recovered from his bullet wound;
he later accepted consecutive sentences of 7-14 years for robbery and 3-7 years for assaulting a police officer.
Then it was back to Florida to serve the remainder of their matching life sentences;
both were eventually convicted of escape and false imprisonment for corralling the guards into the Lowell Prison utility room—Dick accepted a plea agreement for 7 years and a jury tacked an additional 15 years
onto Ondina’s life sentence.
The great escape was over.

“Legal Services in New York said it was very romantic, what I did. Hell, I just couldn’t leave the ol’ girl there.” Dick Williams, Daytona Beach Morning Journal, September 28th, 1980

Journalists had a field day with the Williams saga—the United Press International dubbed the couple’s flight from justice
“a daring, movie-style caper.”
Always ready with a print-worthy quip, Dick was quoted extensively in the media and invariably took every opportunity to sing Ondina’s praises, giddy as a newlywed despite the couple’s dire circumstances and decade of matrimony.

“She’s the type of woman who builds her whole life around her man. As far as I’m concerned she is about as perfect a wife as a man could ask for. She keeps herself and her house spotless. She would run through the fires of Hell with gasoline soaked underwear for me.” Dick Williams, Ocala Star Banner, September 22nd, 1980

Now I know what you’re thinking—the devotion these two armed robbers show one another is lovely,
but coldblooded murderers aren’t deserving of my time, much less my sympathy.
Therein, however, lies the twist in the tale—although the Williamses were convicted of first degree murder they’ve never killed nor have they ever intended to kill anyone,
a fact acknowledged by all, even the district attorney who prosecuted them.

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“He stood in court a few years ago a chronic loser. Richard [Dick] Williams was a holdup man crowding the middle years. He wore spectacles and a beard. His glances were reserved for Ondina, his wife.” Syndicated columnist Jim Bishop, Beaver County Times, November 17th, 1980

Miami, January 2nd, 1975.
The reason the couple traveled to Florida has been lost to history but Dick had been born in Miami—perhaps they were visiting family.
While in the Sunshine State Dick decided to make an unauthorized cash withdrawal at the local A&P, as was his wont.
At 8:45pm the Williamses, both armed,
confronted manager Ivan Moskowitz and assistant manager Richard Kosmer as they locked up for the evening.
Ivan Moskowitz tripped a silent alarm and Dick and Ondina were in the process of emptying the safe
when Miami’s finest barreled into the store.
A gunfight erupted, and bullets flew fast and furious;
when the shooting was over assistant manager Richard Kosmer, age 50, lay dead.
He’d been shot twice . . . . by the police.

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Richard Kosmer

“They stuck up a Miami supermarket. A cop walked in and took dead aim at the Williamses and shot the [assistant] manager. The law sentenced Dick and Ondina as if they had pulled the trigger.” Columnist Jim Bishop, Beaver County Times, November 17th, 1980

Under a felony theory of murder any death which occurs during the commission of a felony is homicide in the first degree even if the victim is slain by the police.
The legal reasoning behind the concept of felony murder is sound-—God knows poor Mr. Kosmer didn’t much care who fired the bullets that killed him—but I can’t help but feel sorry for Dick and Ondina.
Clearly they deserved to be jailed for the supermarket robberies
but they’ve never physically harmed anyone:
a Miami patrolman’s bad aim has cost them forty years of their lives.

“Ondina is no beauty; she is dark and plump, a woman without a smile.” Columnist and self-appointed arbiter of female attractiveness Jim Bishop, Beaver County Times, November 17th, 1980

In 1980 Dick managed to escape from the Florida State Prison at Raiford with eight other inmates
but was recaptured in a matter of days.
There’s no question where he was ultimately headed—instead of searching through swampland investigators could’ve just pulled up a chair and waited for him at Ondina’s Lowell Prison cell.

The Williamses today---crime doesn't pay, kids!

The Williamses today—crime doesn’t pay, kids!

“They say there is only one woman who can ring your bell. Well, this one rang my bell.” Dick Williams, Beaver County Times, November 17th, 1980

Short of a miracle Dick and Ondina will never again live as husband and wife;
even if they manage to win parole in Florida—an unlikely occurrence in the current political climate—Dick still faces a minimum 10 year sentence in NYC and a one-way ticket to Honduras awaits Ondina upon her release,
courtesy of the INS.
I have to admit, for a couple in such wretched circumstances I’m actually a little envious of the Williamses.
Never once in my life have I had a suitor willing to don gasoline undergarments and run through the fires of Hell for me; I’ve never even dated anyone willing to wear a flammable wristwatch and wait around for me in Hell’s lobby.
My search for a partner
willing to liberate me from the penitentiary of spinsterhood seems destined to end in failure
but my Valentine’s wish for you, dear reader,
is a truelove in possession of an entirely gasoline-drenched wardrobe—after sticking with me through this ridiculous story you deserve nothing less.

The Teets Family

The Teets Family

 
Unsolved family murders of the 1970s—those weren’t the daaaaaays!

1972: The Peak family murders in Grand Island, Nebraska

1974: The Cowden family murders in Eugene, Oregon

1975: The Diggs family murders in Teaneck, New Jersey

1976: The Joplin family murders in Blue Mound, Texas

1979: The Teets family murders in Hoffman Estates, Illinois

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